Michelle Malkin and the 7-11 conspiracy
What does this phtotographer find? A few Hispanic workers in the background taking a break. Most interesting is a Hispanic/Mexican woman in the front with brown skin and dark hair with a grey sweatshirt and 7-11 coffee in hand. Because that mysterious woman in the front of the picture looks Hispanic, we must automatically assume she is an undocumented worker and criminal, according to Malkin's racial profiling procedure.
Oh wait! That suspicious looking woman is actually Michelle Malkin, a woman from the Philippines in Southeast Asia. That country also has a large Spanish speaking population and produces some heinous terrorists, both at home and in America. Therefore, she must be a terrorist.
Someone call the police before she commits crime again.
Liberal Avenger's take on Malkin's 7-11 conspiracy.