WWE star Chris Benoit succumbs to right-wing fate: Murder-suicide

WWE wrestling star Chris Benoit has been found dead with his wife and 7 year old son. Police are investigating this as a murder-suicide case as they believe Chris strangled his wife and suffocated his son before hanging himself with a weight-machine pulley in their home in Fayetteville, GA. Steroids is believed to contribute to the massacre. WWE initially held a tribute after hearing about his death, then pulled it off after learning he viciously murdered his family.

It is uncertain of Chris' political affiliation, but the habits of the fast life and glorification of violence of the WWE sure makes a perfect match with the Republicans. WWF superstar The Rock spoke in the 2000 Republican National Convention and another former WWF star, the Ultimate Warrior, is an active right-wing spokesperson for the far right group, Young America's Foundation.

Here are some comparisons of WWE and Republican (GOP) principles. In the meantime, Chris Benoit, rot in hell. You're a worthless piece of trash like all right-wing extremists obsessed with violence and insanity. The only tribute you are worthy of is killing yourself so you can't spread your worthless genes anymore.

WWE: Live life fast and die young.
GOP: Screw affordable health care for the family and future generations. Do drugs, live life extravagantly, and then commit suicide.

WWE: Screw long term goals for future generations because you won't be around.
GOP: Who cares about global warming or the national debt? I'm not going to be around, so why bother?

WWE: Mindless violence is the means to everything.
GOP: Iraq war. Giving deadly firearms to crazed, suicidal maniacs.