Rush Limbaugh gets $400 million contract

Clear Channel has announced that it is offering Rush Limbaugh a contract worth $400 million to stay on the airwaves until 2016. I couldn't think of a better person to screw and decimate the white male Republican pseudo-race than Rush Limbaugh. With another 8 more years of Rush Limbaugh, no other man has done a more brutally efficient job to reach out to millions of right-wing, white male media and internet addicts and spread values like:

• Broken families, divorce, and childlessness - Like all three of Rush Limbaugh's marriages ending in bitter divorce with no children. There's a glimmer of light here as Rush won't be producing little Rushlets.
  
  
• Abandonment of duty to country - The man who knows how to dodge this duty to country.
  
  
• Fraud and Lies - Rush and his kind do it best here.
  
  
• Drug Abuse - And to believe Rush was once a strong supporter of strong punishments against drug users, until Rush himself got caught.
  
  
• Compulsive Internet Addiction - While Rush Limbaugh successfully reaching out to millions of hopelessly addicted white male internet addicts, they and everyone else are paying a hefty price for their addiction. Example 1, 2, 3, 4.
  
  
• Pedophilia - Dittoheads never got along with women, so the next heinous arena is children. Such a hefty price to pay. Example 1, 2.
  
  
• Financial Ruin - Rush and the top 0.001 percent get richer spreading lies and hatred, but all to often at the expense of their own audience. The dimwits who follow Rush's stupidity and recklessness are paying a hefty price. Example 1, 2.
  
  
• Murder Suicide - It always has been the staple of hateful, violence prone right-wing white males which Rush helped breed through the media. Example 1, 2, 3.
  
  
• Genocidal Suicide of the White Race - Who else other than Rush can spread these values to so many white males by the millions and effectively decimate their own numbers?
  

Rush Limbaugh, what a man to do the job right. Don't you wish there were more out there like him to accelerate the process?