How to commit suicide with a gun
Suicide is such a sensitive topic which no one really knows how to discuss, especially the topic on how to properly commit suicide. I am not a right-wing maniac and this is not an endorsement for suicide. In fact, I keep telling everyone the best way to avoid the fate of suicide is to stay far away from right-wing racists like Steve Sailer and Rush Limbaugh, and thus avoid the depression, hatred, and hopelessness that comes with following their ideals.
However, since so many crazy Sailer type white males will inevitably follow their genetic inclination to commit murder and/or suicide instead of listening to my advice of avoiding them, it only makes sense to provide them the proper instructions on this topic, because if your suicide attempt goes wrong, here are the consequences.
1) You savagely murder other people with the gun, but when it comes time to pull the trigger on yourself, you get cold feet. Now you are alive with a vicious murder case, you will spend the rest of your life in prison or a mental asylum, face the death penalty, or face retaliation.
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2) You shoot yourself with the gun, but the gun doesn't kill you because you didn't know the right way to do it. Instead, you survive with vicious and permanent brain and body damage, and you go to prison or a mental asylum for life as in case 1.
UPDATE: Survivor of Hueytown Murder-Suicide in Critical Condition
HUEYTOWN, Ala. --- Hueytown Police released the identities of the three shooting victims in this morning’s murder suicide that triggered a three hour standoff.
Chief Chuck Hagler said 25 year old Fuzell Morton shot and killed 39 year old Shelia Howard and also shot 22 year old Jimyshia Howard before Morton apparently turned the gun on himself and committed suicide.
Howard was transported to UAB hospital with a gunshot wound to the head and remains in critical condition.
Well, here it is. How to commit suicide with a gun. From http://www.boxingscene.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-42442.html
Use a Heavyier caliber pistol with a hollow point round and stick the gun facing upwards down your throat. Alot of times people surive suicide attempts by sticking the gun to the side of their head. The bullet ends up going through the ear or something and you wont die instantaneously or at all. You can also use a shotgun, that is sure to get the job done. Or use two guns. Stick one down your throat, one to the side up the head and fire at the same time, using hollow point bullets up course.
I know a guy that got shot a point black range in the side of the head and survived. If your suicide attempt fails they will charge you with attempted murder and lock you up in a mental institution for life.
The wrong way:
* Pointing gun to side of head
* Gun and bullet is too small
The right way:
* Pointing gun in mouth and to the brain
* Big gun and bullet to guarantee death
* One note, he should point the gun toward the direct center of the brain
And one more very important note. Avoid the murder part, because if you commit murder and find yourself getting cold feet when you are supposed to kill yourself, you will be in deep trouble.